OK...MXC (aka Most Extreme Elimination Challenge) is the funniest goddamn show in the world. More on that in a second. First, some tasty lyrics from the best goddamn band is Norway, Gluecifer:
Red Noses, Shit Poses:
Well I will get in the cage
and I will meet the rage
Coz I aint got no choice now
Gotta turn the page
And when I hear the roar
You know I gonna soar
I know its comin down to the will yeah
like it did before
Im standin on the edge of my feet
Gotta whip it till I break it down
Got me dancin to the animal beat when I
want the death of a clown
What I hate is the goddamn nose
Shit shoes and a sad excuse for clothes
The time has come for your final fall
So get up this is your curtain call
I gonna shit inside of your pants - You got it comin
Slap you with my mighty hands - You got it comin
Break you dammit break you down
I want the death of a clown
God I hate your smile
what a loser style
Fallin over like a silly child
man it drives me wild
So now youre rollin round in the dust
You get ready for the ultimate trick
Got me howlin like a trumpet baby
(Got me) cuttin into your schtick
Tonight your show is off
And I will take your stage
When its gettin tough
you gonna need some rage
If you havent checked out
Gluecifer yet, do so soon. you'll be glad you did.
Back to MXC...fucking brilliant last night. If you havent seen it, do so. Its on SpikeTV weekdays at 5pm, and on Thursdays from 10pm. They take a brutal Japanese gameshow called Takehashi's Castle and dub it over with American tongue-in-cheek flavor. Its fucking brilliant. The Physical Carnage that the contestants go through is funny enough, but the voiceovers sell it each and every time. Last night was a hoot...the event that brought a smile to my face was 'Nut-Sackers'.
Contestants dress up in a large, weigted sack costume and have to walk uphill to the top of the course. Meanwhile, huge boulder sized Acorns are push down the hill. When these people get hit, they fall head over tail back down the hill. Goddamn funny, and I'm not doing it justice. See it...you'll laugh your SG ass off.
Atomic Bitchwax played last night, but I got off of work late due to some breaking news on I-676. Three car pile up with a Semi-Truck added for good measure. Ouch. Ended up having a quick drink at SugarMom's and then came home. At list my liver isnt screaming to jump out of my body.
On tap for the weekend...Japanese Samurai flicks, booze, and meat on a stick at my friends house in A-Town. Whoop! Sunday, Im attemping a takeover of The Standard Tap with Lufy, Mpphoto, and possibly Synflower. Cheese, anyone?
By the way, did I mention How much I adore Shiva8 today? If someone can convince her to move to Philly, you'd make this young lad oh so happy.
In the CD Player these past few days:
1.) Gruntruck - Push
2.) Local H- Here Comes the Zoon
3.) Social D - White Light, White Heat, White Trash
4.) Gluecifer - Tender is the Savage
5.) The Clash - Clash on Broadway
6.) The Smiths - The Queen is Dead
Red Noses, Shit Poses:
Well I will get in the cage
and I will meet the rage
Coz I aint got no choice now
Gotta turn the page
And when I hear the roar
You know I gonna soar
I know its comin down to the will yeah
like it did before
Im standin on the edge of my feet
Gotta whip it till I break it down
Got me dancin to the animal beat when I
want the death of a clown
What I hate is the goddamn nose
Shit shoes and a sad excuse for clothes
The time has come for your final fall
So get up this is your curtain call
I gonna shit inside of your pants - You got it comin
Slap you with my mighty hands - You got it comin
Break you dammit break you down
I want the death of a clown
God I hate your smile
what a loser style
Fallin over like a silly child
man it drives me wild
So now youre rollin round in the dust
You get ready for the ultimate trick
Got me howlin like a trumpet baby
(Got me) cuttin into your schtick
Tonight your show is off
And I will take your stage
When its gettin tough
you gonna need some rage
If you havent checked out
Gluecifer yet, do so soon. you'll be glad you did.
Back to MXC...fucking brilliant last night. If you havent seen it, do so. Its on SpikeTV weekdays at 5pm, and on Thursdays from 10pm. They take a brutal Japanese gameshow called Takehashi's Castle and dub it over with American tongue-in-cheek flavor. Its fucking brilliant. The Physical Carnage that the contestants go through is funny enough, but the voiceovers sell it each and every time. Last night was a hoot...the event that brought a smile to my face was 'Nut-Sackers'.
Contestants dress up in a large, weigted sack costume and have to walk uphill to the top of the course. Meanwhile, huge boulder sized Acorns are push down the hill. When these people get hit, they fall head over tail back down the hill. Goddamn funny, and I'm not doing it justice. See it...you'll laugh your SG ass off.
Atomic Bitchwax played last night, but I got off of work late due to some breaking news on I-676. Three car pile up with a Semi-Truck added for good measure. Ouch. Ended up having a quick drink at SugarMom's and then came home. At list my liver isnt screaming to jump out of my body.
On tap for the weekend...Japanese Samurai flicks, booze, and meat on a stick at my friends house in A-Town. Whoop! Sunday, Im attemping a takeover of The Standard Tap with Lufy, Mpphoto, and possibly Synflower. Cheese, anyone?
By the way, did I mention How much I adore Shiva8 today? If someone can convince her to move to Philly, you'd make this young lad oh so happy.
In the CD Player these past few days:
1.) Gruntruck - Push
2.) Local H- Here Comes the Zoon
3.) Social D - White Light, White Heat, White Trash
4.) Gluecifer - Tender is the Savage
5.) The Clash - Clash on Broadway
6.) The Smiths - The Queen is Dead
VIEW 11 of 11 COMMENTS
heathermarie:
thanks for the advice xoxo
eviltwin:
mXc is digital crack. you have to love a show where japanese people in silly costumes jump along a series of giant rolling cylinders and eventually fall, smash out their teeth and get bent in half backwards. pure fucking genius.