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merry christmas.

i've got leftovers.

i've also got a swiffer wet jet which i (who has a father who thinks swiffers suck up money) and my floors (which think they should live off off cheddar rice cake crumbs) are suprised but delighted to have received. i've also got a bunch of other stuff that i felt guilty for having in my backseat when i stopped by 711 for some beer on the way home. i wanted to thank the convenience store worker (working on christmas at 7:00) by giving him a blender but then i realized i'd just given him my money and so i went home. i kept my blender. i'm staring at it in the box wondering if i can do anything "productive" with it other than daquaries.

also i'm burning a christmas candle that i got two or three years ago. it's got real candy canes in it i think but it's too big for me to know for sure for another few years. i'm sorry that christmas is over but i'm glad to be sleeping in my own bed tonight--think i'm allergic of my last one not kidding. i woke up sick as fuck. that's not the point.

i had a good xmas, good toys, good breakfast and lunch and leftover dinner and i'm lucky. i'm not even trying to compare that luckiness with what i have with parliments and miller lites and my friends right now. but it's all very good and i hope that everyone else's was too.