Wednesday Oct 22, 2003

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iain'tgotnothintosaybutiain'tsaidnothinforawhilesoimightaswell.

i got porn everywhere. broken porn to send to the manufacturing, porn outfits falling off hangers, blow up sheep falling into my computer, and leftover porn playing cards taking up space on my counter. i got porn to take care of but i'm lazy so i'm typing shouldn't porn take care of me?

if you can't think of anything to say don't say anything at all.
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scooter11:
Based on the evidence of this site, I have to say...all Virginian women are astoundingly hot! love
olsen:
Given that you make your living(s) off of porn, in its own strange little way, porn is taking care of you!

Why don't you crawl under the counter for five minutes though and get some sleep?

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