a little song i sing in order to break the ice at bars*...
"My bologne has a first name....
it's
Y
O
U
R
S!!!"
...if the ice isn't broken by then, just move on, pilgrim.
global warming wouldn't work on her, if that charming ditty didn't make her fall to her knees and pray at your portable alter.
always lookin' out for ya...
Uncle Grendel_kin.
*please note...this should only be attempted drunk. inebriation adds to the charm, and lessens the effect on your ego when she walks away laughing...and not that good kind of laughing either.
"My bologne has a first name....
it's
Y
O
U
R
S!!!"
...if the ice isn't broken by then, just move on, pilgrim.
global warming wouldn't work on her, if that charming ditty didn't make her fall to her knees and pray at your portable alter.
always lookin' out for ya...
Uncle Grendel_kin.
*please note...this should only be attempted drunk. inebriation adds to the charm, and lessens the effect on your ego when she walks away laughing...and not that good kind of laughing either.
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But for there: this entry is some funny shit.
And regarding auditions: I was gonna suggest you come in, too, but I wouldn't want you to get the wrong idea!
More via mail.
xo.