i've started using phrases like "starter home". as in, "i would like to buy a starter home."....i have very little direction in my life. i hold some of the most useless degrees in the world. If you round up im thirty and still slinging drinks for a living. i would like to get a dog, but fear i'll fail it somehow. and i'm more likely to get ass fucked by lightening than to attain even moderate success on the path i'm walking.
i know...i'll just save this little tantrum and use it on my loan application, for said starter home. i can see it now.............
banker: why, sir, with such shallow insight into your own inner-workings and your piss poor financial record, i'm afraid i won't be able to approve your loan today.
me: uh-huh, i see. well, i've gathered a bit of capital (pulls out five dollar bill) and brought along a friend as a co-signer (pulls out sawed-off shot gun). would that be enough for you to reconsider my application, mr. banker, sir? huh, bitch? am i starter home material now, mutha fucka?
.......i would have hoped for this to be more cathartic. now i just feel more inept.
poem time, kiddies, gather 'round....
DOG
a single dog
walking alone on a hot sidewalk of
summer
appears to have the power
of ten thousand gods.
why is this?
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chuckie bukowski asked that question, but i think i have found an answer.
"why is this?"..........because he didn't want a fucking starter home, that's why, chuckie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
who needs personal progress, not i, said the fly.
ps....do not forget your obligatory "hello" post, okay.
i know...i'll just save this little tantrum and use it on my loan application, for said starter home. i can see it now.............
banker: why, sir, with such shallow insight into your own inner-workings and your piss poor financial record, i'm afraid i won't be able to approve your loan today.
me: uh-huh, i see. well, i've gathered a bit of capital (pulls out five dollar bill) and brought along a friend as a co-signer (pulls out sawed-off shot gun). would that be enough for you to reconsider my application, mr. banker, sir? huh, bitch? am i starter home material now, mutha fucka?
.......i would have hoped for this to be more cathartic. now i just feel more inept.
poem time, kiddies, gather 'round....
DOG
a single dog
walking alone on a hot sidewalk of
summer
appears to have the power
of ten thousand gods.
why is this?
****************************************************
chuckie bukowski asked that question, but i think i have found an answer.
"why is this?"..........because he didn't want a fucking starter home, that's why, chuckie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
who needs personal progress, not i, said the fly.
ps....do not forget your obligatory "hello" post, okay.