In light of my last journal entry concerning the blood all over the pillow, whether said blood came from brain hemorrhaging due to intense dreams, a bloody nose, or unknown lycanthropia on my part, I have compiled a list of helpful household hints.
Grendel Says:
To get bloodstains out of a fur coat, use cornmeal and brush the fur the wrong way. I'm assuming this... Read More
very useful. i'll keep the mauve eyeshadoe in mind...
the threesome gig always goes great. weve been doing it for six months now. its very delightful to be with both a guy and a girl...since i looove both!! hehe
So, I went to bed last night and my pillowcase was clean. When I woke up this morning there were four quarter-sized spots of blood on it and I'm not sure where they came from. Cause for worry?
well, as a professional, my diagnosis would be that your brain is leaking. yes, your dreams have probably become a little too excited for your soft brain tissues to contain them, and thus those spots of blood are bits of extreme dreams....
I'm not sure if I'm a cynic or not but I read this and laughed like a madman:
"I know that I can't love anyone, and I don't believe that anybody else ever does, either -- that's more sentiment and hypocrisy. People use each other as masturbating machines and cryng towels and call it love."
Now, reading it and laughing is one thing. Believing that... Read More
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I'm driving to Vancouver tonight! Tomorrow at this time I will be plummeting at absolutely insane speeds over gargantuan trees and rocks and ramps and oh my! My bike is going to be ridden and ridden well.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
I fucking love having my truck back! I love having my bike, I love going for rides, I love it all! And I'll be drinking beer!... Read More
The bitch is back! I love her so. I rode with her for a while tonight, remembering her eccentricities. She's a bit deaf in her left ear. She doesn't pick up on the signals so much anymore ever since she got hit in the head with a bird. She refuses to listen to the music I want to listen to. But she's back, and I... Read More
I've read both, and both felt good as well. Garp just has a special place in my heart, I've been reading and re-reading it since I was eight years old or so. Glad to hear it's finally a classic. Did you ever see the movie that it was made into? I've yet to find it.
This journal is not my property. I can't write what I really feel in here right now. I'm going to put pen to paper and let my emotions out there. There's something specifically satisfying about black ink flowing from a silver pen onto a white page.
has the honey been shipped?