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Wednesday Mar 12, 2003

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I just got one of those Sonicare toothbrushes. Holy shit. Using it makes me feel like there are happy butterflies dancing in my brain. Although it is a little strange brushing your teeth with something that could easily double as a vibrator.

My favorite lyric of the day comes from Luscious Jackson. Mmmmm luscious. . .

wearing nothing is divine
naked is a state of mind
and it feels alright

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Well son of a bitch. I forgot to take down the "Trespassers will be shot on sight" sign. OK. maybe now the replies will start rolling in.

*twiddles thumbs and whistles "Dueling banjos"*

whatever
koo_koo:
actually some women do use those toothbrushesas vibrators, along with the lollipop twirlers.... now how are those butterflies?
Mar 12, 2003
clara:
Here I am. smile B. Madness is my good pal, Brian, whose photo has an unfortunate shadow that makes him appear extra hairy.
Mar 13, 2003

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