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Thursday Feb 20, 2003

Feb 19, 2003
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If I was a cartoon there'd be big black thunderclouds with zig-zags of lightning coming out of them over my head right now and I'd be soaking wet and people would be giving me odd sideways glances. My shoes would be to big and my ears would be overemphasized. Dead cupids would litter the sidewalk in front of me and I'd have a big nasty looking hand cannon.

The title above me would read "Aberystwythe, Mon Amore" and all the words would be disturbingly Welsh.

What would you look like if you were a cartoon right now?
clara:
The universe would be pooping snow on me.
Feb 19, 2003

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