A man gets a flat tire outside of an insane asylum. He proceeds to remove the tire and puts the lugnuts in the hubcap for safe-keeping.
As he goes to put the spare on, he knocks the hubcap, sending the lugnuts roling down a sewer grating. He starts swearing and yelling and cursing his luck when a patient on the other side of the fence says, "Hey man. Don't worry about it. Just take one lugnut off of each of your other tires and put them on the spare. Then drive to the next service station and get some new lugnuts."
"Hey," the guy says. "That's s great idea. Why would they have a guy like you locked up in an insane asylum?"
"Well," the patient replies. "I may be crazy, but I'm not stupid."
As he goes to put the spare on, he knocks the hubcap, sending the lugnuts roling down a sewer grating. He starts swearing and yelling and cursing his luck when a patient on the other side of the fence says, "Hey man. Don't worry about it. Just take one lugnut off of each of your other tires and put them on the spare. Then drive to the next service station and get some new lugnuts."
"Hey," the guy says. "That's s great idea. Why would they have a guy like you locked up in an insane asylum?"
"Well," the patient replies. "I may be crazy, but I'm not stupid."
inkedgirl:
For some reason I thought that was going to be a creepy story. Shrug. lol
grendel:
Yeah, the punchline is kind of lacking, isn't it? Oh well, what the hell?