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Thursday Jun 27, 2002

Jun 27, 2002
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Damn! I went and messed it all up again. Damn damn double damn!

Friggin' lego sets.

I had the legos sitting there all nice and pretty. The instructions were on the floor. All I had to do was insert tab A into slot B and it was a done deal, but then the nukes came! Fire from the sky! Everyone started melting and I don't know what came over me. I just sat there with this bemused look upon my face as the world came tumbling down and the little plastic bricks melted and amalgamated into some evil lump of noxious material.

Don't let the cute little happy faced trolls fool you. It's all evil, pure evil. Snappy little upturned hairdos and Villiage People construction hats.

Legos belong to the dicatators of this world and we flesh and bone entities have no place trying to control their lego destinies. Who do we think we are playing god? Creating cities? We deserve this annihilation. We deserve to have our minds polluted and our souls poisoned.

And thousands of years from now when we're dead and gone and all the PCB synthesizers and metabolizers have replaced our pathetic little existences, the lego people will still march on.

NONE OF THIS WILL MATTER.
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Remember kids, when someone offers you a sugar cube, think twice!
Jun 27, 2002

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