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Monday Nov 25, 2002

Nov 25, 2002
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Well the whole 26 year old Virgin thing is proving a bit nerve-wracking. I have not had this much fun hanging out with a girl in yonks. She's funny, intelligent, a complete nerd (we got into a discussion about the finer points of the filming of The Fellowship of the Ring and then without missing a beat were trying to remember which of the monoterpinoid alpha-pinene structures was responsible for "that christmas-y" smell you get from christmas trees.)

We went out on a second date and she got all blushy and seemed like she wanted to tell me something, so I'm teasing her a bit until finally she blurts out with:

I realy like your earing because I think it makes you seem so. . . exciting.

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bwahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's the funniest thing! Boy-o, I think I could go for this girl. I should not, however, ever show her this site.

But again we have the funky conundrum of me leaving soon. Which sucks. I really like this girl. Although I'm still not sure what my take on the 26 year old-virgin thing is. I think it's kind of cool, but . . .
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slightpressureok:
I'm now beginning to worry the "26-year old virgin" is really a Canadian serial-killer transvestite named Claude.

Are you okay?
Nov 29, 2002
eris:
wait - that's AWESOME. i wish i were a 26 year old virgin.

i tell you, if had waited and i were still a virgin... i'd hold onto it forever.

haha, seriously.
Nov 29, 2002

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