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grendel

Austin

Member Since 2002

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Tuesday Oct 08, 2002

Oct 8, 2002
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Damn, is it to late to do this? Ah well if it is, don't read this. hahahaha. I made myself laugh. I love doing that.

i am: A tragically nice quiet guy who knows a lot about a lot of things but usually doesn't say anything about them just 'cause. I was once described by a friend as the kind of guy whose ass you could kick but who would come back later on while you were sleeping and cut your heart out with a spoon. That may be a bit of a stretch, but I am kind of quiet until you get to know me.

I'm also a scientist/entomologist so I play with insects a lot, have been known to eat the odd bug from time to time and have animal skulls and jars full of various dead things in my room. I'm very laid back and am comfortable in most situations. Even if I'm not I can fake my way though them with at least some semblance of joviality. However I'm the most comfortable when I'm alone with a girl I'm way into and am making her laugh uncontrollably usually by showing her my penis. I'm heavily tattooed and pierced on the inside but my outside remains relatively untouched. Something I'm hoping to remedy soon.

i am into: Everything really, but mountain biking hiking and the outdoors are pretty high up there. I read a lot, I love going to the movies. I like to cook. I really just love hanging out with people I like, doing interesting things. Like I said me = way laidback. I will however try absolutely anything once. Except maybe heroin. Or injecting lye into my eyeball I don't think I'd try that. So let's edit that a bit. There's not a whole lot I won't try once. There we go. Oh yeah, and sex. I really like sex. Can't forget the sex.

i am looking for: really? All it boils down to is that I'm looking for a girl who is as into me as I am her. Everything beyond that will click just because that's what happens. (ok, you can stop laughing at me now.)

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