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Wednesday May 18, 2011

May 18, 2011
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Random verbal throw ups with an eerie sense of humour.

Standing in a tremendous line to get into Rexall Place to see the famed and hardcore Rammstein, famous for the fire and lights and unbelievable stage performances.

NOOO!!! I squirm and make my sad pee pee face. I have never had to pee so bad in my life and the line is snailing along, the pat downs and bag searches so imperative.
I look around nervously as my bladder begins to hate me. Fuck.

It's all coming back to me. The time when I was little... I held my pee as long as I could just to see if I could.

eeekeeekshockedSTOP! HAMMER TIME!

What the fuck? I hate Internet cafes, hellish and stinking sort of places, afraid to touch the mouse for fear of contracting deadly flesh eating virus .

Someone looking at porn murmurs lecherously, the feeble looking gamers in the corners pwning noobs, boasting of their eliteness.

I love my Mac book though!
Thank you Thank you!
love


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ravenwood840:
Rammstein throw on such a great show even when I seen them back in the later 90's at the Metro in Chicago they had a crazy ass stage show but hearing most of Herzeleid at the concert was the best!!! My buddy's just seen them a few weeks ago here in the Chi great as ever they said but no money here for that just spent to much money on Deftones and of course the WAX TRAX RETROSPECTACLE fucking lengendary!! But hope you enjoyed the show and sorry that sucks i'm glad I don't have to go to internet cafe's.
May 22, 2011
kyleablaze:
What are some of your favorite blood and guts type movies? So Rammstein was good, I missed seeing CombiChrist a few days ago. It would've been fun to see them.
May 25, 2011

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