Tuesday Apr 22, 2003

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today I broke my toe frown
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gingerlie:
booyah motha fuckah. *flashes gang signs* can get get drunk and smoke some weed and shoot some peoples too?
gingerlie:
sippin on gin and juice?

Monday Apr 21, 2003

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i guess I had too much fun this weekend cuz today it's all puke
quinn:
you and me both. I was tired all day today. i'm thinkin of retiring early tonight so i can be back to my spunky self tomorrow....
estrada:
I only vomit when I'm not having fun!

Thursday Apr 17, 2003

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Yesterday I took the day off of work to take care of some lingering court stuff and I t was a nice day So I grabbed the BMX and took off to get my stuff accomplished.
I was actually done with everything about 10 am so the rest of the day was mine to play biggrin
I decided to just ride all over the downtown area...
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hel:
awwww chicken love...

:hel:
linz:
i love running around downtown with my headphones. it's so awesome! i always feel like everything is happening for me, you know?

Monday Apr 14, 2003

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love love is:

Not getting too mad at you when you fart on her in your sleep.

Not telling her friends If you cum too fast

Eating the meal even If they burned the shit out of it.

Letting them drive even If they scare the holy hell out of you.

Telling your mate if they have a booger hangin.
( true love is getting it...
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quinn:
curl my toes? nothin? now if ya can lift my skirt in the bathroom of a bar and fuck me real fast before the person waitin outside starts knockin then thats somethin...
linz:
love is for suckers.

when i looked through your picture i thought it was porn at first. i am very very strange.

Friday Apr 11, 2003

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SHE SAID... THAT SIZE DIDNT MATTER
I GUESS THAT WAS IDLE CHATTER
WHAT A STICKY SITUATION
WHEN IM PEEIN ON MY NUTS
GOIN THRU LIFE WITH A COCK LIKE THIS
HAS ME STUCK IN A RUT

SIZE DOESNT MATTER... THAT BITCH
SIZE DOESNT MATTER ...YEAH RIGHT
SIZE DOESNT MATTER ....ITS TRUE
AS LONG AS ITS...BIG SIZED eeek


SHE SAID... ITS THE MOTION OF THE OCEAN
BUT...
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melissa2:
Good..cuz I am not so secretly in love with cardcheat.
jayoh:
Thanks for the props yo.

Tuesday Apr 08, 2003

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mad mad mad mad mad mad mad
frown frown frown frown frown frown frown frown frown frown frown frown frown frown frown frown

My damn cable modem is out and I have no clue when it will be back up.

So to feed my addiction to this site and the people on it I am using a dial up modem. an I forgot how good I have it. How did I ever enjoy the internet with a damn phone....So ayways responding to everyone's journals takes way too long...
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vargasgurl:
Yeah, well... you just better watch it next time!!
smile

I would really appericate the whole ID thing... Someone told me if I just have a birth certificate (like a friend's who's a year older than me) I could go into the DMV and request a CA ID and they'd take the pic right there. Of course, he was in Colorado at the time... I think that here we need a couple forms of ID like fingerprints or something... I dunno...

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quinn:
yeah yeah. new picture...i know. i've been promisin it for weeks haven't I?
maybe this afternoon.....don't hold your breath though.
its beautiful outside here and i'm spendin the day out in the sunshine.
kiss

Sunday Apr 06, 2003

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Ever wished you could just disappear
and leave behind you every single fear
wake in the morning and just hit the road
just do some living before you get old

ever wish you could just fade away
wake up and start a life in a brand new place
in the morning your not you no more
not have the worries that you did before

cuz...
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linz:
ooh! i love presents! i actually don't have an umbrella. luckily, it was beeautiful today! too bad i had to fucking work.
thursday:
i've started thinking more about bmx.
i'd have to get in way better shape first though.
i probably wouldn't get too far into it either, i think i just want to know how to wheelie and bunny hop. not so smooth on a mountain bike...

Thursday Apr 03, 2003

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a lil bit more funny biggrin

Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
A: 1 U.S. leader

Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A: Beat it - we're closed.

Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?
A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

Q: What's the speed...
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thursday:
grrrrreat pirate joke. thanks! smile
tell me if you learn anymore.
quinn:
well aren't you irresistable on my journal. you cunning conversationalist.
kiss

Wednesday Apr 02, 2003

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I decided some more funny was in order

Male jokes

Why do men like love at first sight? Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? Penis envy.

What's the difference between a wife and a job. After 5 years, the job still sucks.

Why do men find it difficult...
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thursday:
liked the sorority undies joke. i'll have to pass that one on to my former sorostitute friends. *wink*
gstrife:
heh i'm definately asking her...maybe Sunday...see if she wants to rent a movie or something...and i'll try to get a pic of her, no promises though wink

Tuesday Apr 01, 2003

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A friend sent me this...Im not sure if it is truly sent in by Schools but It's funny none the less biggrin

These are excuse notes from parents (including original spelling) collected by schools from all over the country.


1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

2. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick...
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prudence:
the first two are hilarious!
dave_h:
thanks for the compliment, gregg.
I'm listening to the song right now and I'm like man, theres still so many things about it that arn't right. But I still am obsessed with putting everything out as fast as possible whether its perfect or not.
To me its not about putting out a product that I can sell, but rather to document where I'm at.

Anyways, like I said, thanks. Just having one person dig the song seems to make it worth while.
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