Now accepting girlfriend applications.
Must be willing to let me quit my job while you support me so that I can pursue my dream of playing video games an watching porn full time.
In return for your generosity, I will never help clean around the house. I will eat all the food. I will leave the toilet seat or just pee on it. But wait, there is more. I will also promise lots of sex. It won't be with you but there will be lots of it. I will also take advantage of every opportunity to berate you and make you question your self worth. As time goes I will eventually drive your car without a licence and total it while simultaneously destroying your credit....why do all these things? Because I love you that's why.
I'm certain I will be flooded with resposes so please just give me a brief summary of why I should choose you to be my boo.
If you reply in the next 30 mins I will throw in the fact that should you ever become pregnant I will deny its mine and call you a whore.
Looking forwad to hearing from you
All my love
Greggy <333
Must be willing to let me quit my job while you support me so that I can pursue my dream of playing video games an watching porn full time.
In return for your generosity, I will never help clean around the house. I will eat all the food. I will leave the toilet seat or just pee on it. But wait, there is more. I will also promise lots of sex. It won't be with you but there will be lots of it. I will also take advantage of every opportunity to berate you and make you question your self worth. As time goes I will eventually drive your car without a licence and total it while simultaneously destroying your credit....why do all these things? Because I love you that's why.
I'm certain I will be flooded with resposes so please just give me a brief summary of why I should choose you to be my boo.
If you reply in the next 30 mins I will throw in the fact that should you ever become pregnant I will deny its mine and call you a whore.
Looking forwad to hearing from you
All my love
Greggy <333
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elicit77:
It's going to start at 3:30 but as you know nothing really happens during the 1st half.
elicit77:
I'm thinking Pine Cove but if that doesn't work out, meaning if it's too crowded, I'm thinking of the O.T. or maybe even the good old Round Corner unless you have another suggestion.