greggster

About me....

I lost my virginity when I was 17....I dont remember the girls name.

I have tried to kill myself 3 times...I am horrible at it.

When I was 20 I was in a Butt Rock Band.....and I was good at it.

I have done time in Jail for assault....the fucker deserved it

One time with an ex girlfriend we used cool whip during sex and put it back in the fridge...when I went to use it the next day there was a pube in it.....HAH!!

I now shave EVERYWHERE!!!

My Dad passed away 3 days after we challenged each other to a fight in the street...I never got a chance to say im sorry.


I found 3 gray hairs the other day

I have been with a girl 9 years older than me and many 9 years or more younger....I prefer younger

I suffer from manic depression ....and I REFUSE to take meds.

I have a sister who is mentally challenged....and she is a bitch too

I work with the mentally and physically disabled.....as if having a sister who is isn't enough already.

I am an atheist and was brought up in an EXTREMELY religous family....this breaks my Mom's heart everyday

I have been so drunk I have peed the bed....I also peed on my girlfriends floor like I was at the toilets...she woke up saying ..GREGG!!...I replied...I have to go to the bathroom (in a sad voice)

I was addicted to crank for many years.

I have kissed a boy on a dare but I wont mention any names

I have been in many 3somes....Im a whore

I have jumped from an airplane but I refuse to go on carnival rides

Ok...now go on about your lives