greggster

so what...everybody farts ok!

So the other day Tues and I were shopping for her some summer clothes for the Cali trip.
We were standing in the middle of the womens section in Kohls when i felt a rumble in my tummy....
I thought i would be sneaky and just let a lil silent but deadly toot off and casually walk away...
My ass however, had other plans.
I gave a little push and out came the loudest most stanky fart ever....it echoed through the store.
Not much embarrasses me but...i have to admit that did. Plus it smelled like death and lingered forever.

hehehe ok so what is your fart story? And dont lie..i know you have one