love is:
Not getting too mad at you when you fart on her in your sleep.
Not telling her friends If you cum too fast
Eating the meal even If they burned the shit out of it.
Letting them drive even If they scare the holy hell out of you.
Telling your mate if they have a booger hangin.
( true love is getting it...
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SHE SAID... THAT SIZE DIDNT MATTER
I GUESS THAT WAS IDLE CHATTER
WHAT A STICKY SITUATION
WHEN IM PEEIN ON MY NUTS
GOIN THRU LIFE WITH A COCK LIKE THIS
HAS ME STUCK IN A RUT
SIZE DOESNT MATTER... THAT BITCH
SIZE DOESNT MATTER ...YEAH RIGHT
SIZE DOESNT MATTER ....ITS TRUE
AS LONG AS ITS...BIG SIZED
SHE SAID... ITS THE MOTION OF THE OCEAN
BUT...
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I GUESS THAT WAS IDLE CHATTER
WHAT A STICKY SITUATION
WHEN IM PEEIN ON MY NUTS
GOIN THRU LIFE WITH A COCK LIKE THIS
HAS ME STUCK IN A RUT
SIZE DOESNT MATTER... THAT BITCH
SIZE DOESNT MATTER ...YEAH RIGHT
SIZE DOESNT MATTER ....ITS TRUE
AS LONG AS ITS...BIG SIZED
SHE SAID... ITS THE MOTION OF THE OCEAN
BUT...
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melissa2:
Good..cuz I am not so secretly in love with cardcheat.
jayoh:
Thanks for the props yo.
My damn cable modem is out and I have no clue when it will be back up.
So to feed my addiction to this site and the people on it I am using a dial up modem. an I forgot how good I have it. How did I ever enjoy the internet with a damn phone....So ayways responding to everyone's journals takes way too long...
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vargasgurl:
Yeah, well... you just better watch it next time!!
I would really appericate the whole ID thing... Someone told me if I just have a birth certificate (like a friend's who's a year older than me) I could go into the DMV and request a CA ID and they'd take the pic right there. Of course, he was in Colorado at the time... I think that here we need a couple forms of ID like fingerprints or something... I dunno...
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I would really appericate the whole ID thing... Someone told me if I just have a birth certificate (like a friend's who's a year older than me) I could go into the DMV and request a CA ID and they'd take the pic right there. Of course, he was in Colorado at the time... I think that here we need a couple forms of ID like fingerprints or something... I dunno...
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quinn:
yeah yeah. new picture...i know. i've been promisin it for weeks haven't I?
maybe this afternoon.....don't hold your breath though.
its beautiful outside here and i'm spendin the day out in the sunshine.
maybe this afternoon.....don't hold your breath though.
its beautiful outside here and i'm spendin the day out in the sunshine.
Ever wished you could just disappear
and leave behind you every single fear
wake in the morning and just hit the road
just do some living before you get old
ever wish you could just fade away
wake up and start a life in a brand new place
in the morning your not you no more
not have the worries that you did before
cuz...
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and leave behind you every single fear
wake in the morning and just hit the road
just do some living before you get old
ever wish you could just fade away
wake up and start a life in a brand new place
in the morning your not you no more
not have the worries that you did before
cuz...
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linz:
ooh! i love presents! i actually don't have an umbrella. luckily, it was beeautiful today! too bad i had to fucking work.
thursday:
i've started thinking more about bmx.
i'd have to get in way better shape first though.
i probably wouldn't get too far into it either, i think i just want to know how to wheelie and bunny hop. not so smooth on a mountain bike...
i'd have to get in way better shape first though.
i probably wouldn't get too far into it either, i think i just want to know how to wheelie and bunny hop. not so smooth on a mountain bike...
a lil bit more funny 
Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
A: 1 U.S. leader
Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A: Beat it - we're closed.
Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?
A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
Q: What's the speed...
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Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
A: 1 U.S. leader
Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A: Beat it - we're closed.
Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?
A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
Q: What's the speed...
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thursday:
grrrrreat pirate joke. thanks!
tell me if you learn anymore.
tell me if you learn anymore.
quinn:
well aren't you irresistable on my journal. you cunning conversationalist.
I decided some more funny was in order
Male jokes
Why do men like love at first sight? Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? Penis envy.
What's the difference between a wife and a job. After 5 years, the job still sucks.
Why do men find it difficult...
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Male jokes
Why do men like love at first sight? Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? Penis envy.
What's the difference between a wife and a job. After 5 years, the job still sucks.
Why do men find it difficult...
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thursday:
liked the sorority undies joke. i'll have to pass that one on to my former sorostitute friends. *wink*
gstrife:
heh i'm definately asking her...maybe Sunday...see if she wants to rent a movie or something...and i'll try to get a pic of her, no promises though 
A friend sent me this...Im not sure if it is truly sent in by Schools but It's funny none the less
These are excuse notes from parents (including original spelling) collected by schools from all over the country.
1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
2. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick...
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These are excuse notes from parents (including original spelling) collected by schools from all over the country.
1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
2. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick...
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prudence:
the first two are hilarious!
dave_h:
thanks for the compliment, gregg.
I'm listening to the song right now and I'm like man, theres still so many things about it that arn't right. But I still am obsessed with putting everything out as fast as possible whether its perfect or not.
To me its not about putting out a product that I can sell, but rather to document where I'm at.
Anyways, like I said, thanks. Just having one person dig the song seems to make it worth while.
I'm listening to the song right now and I'm like man, theres still so many things about it that arn't right. But I still am obsessed with putting everything out as fast as possible whether its perfect or not.
To me its not about putting out a product that I can sell, but rather to document where I'm at.
Anyways, like I said, thanks. Just having one person dig the song seems to make it worth while.
it's a gorgeous day today....84 and nothing but sun for as far as the eye can see
I think I'll grab my bike and hit the streets like a madman. I just wish my allergies were not acting up...its tough to enjoy the beautiful day when you are blowing snot out of your face at 100 miles an hour and your eyes are all itchy...
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I think I'll grab my bike and hit the streets like a madman. I just wish my allergies were not acting up...its tough to enjoy the beautiful day when you are blowing snot out of your face at 100 miles an hour and your eyes are all itchy...
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autumn:
Wish I had sum allergies.....I wanna stay home tommorow
gstrife:
lol yes...i start my logging company in the morning
Thanks to all the well wishers and what notters
I'm feeling a lil more cheery ...Ruby's latest set definatly put some color on my cheeks for sure
Today on the way to work I rocking out with RUN DMC's greatest hits....damn that brought back sooo many cool memories from when I was still young and cool. RIP Jam Master JAY
I think I'm going to...
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I'm feeling a lil more cheery ...Ruby's latest set definatly put some color on my cheeks for sure
Today on the way to work I rocking out with RUN DMC's greatest hits....damn that brought back sooo many cool memories from when I was still young and cool. RIP Jam Master JAY
I think I'm going to...
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gingerlie:
here take this ones allegra that should fix up your allergies, the other is a suprise. mwhahahaha night night greggster.
thursday:
i had a grilled tofu cheese enchilada for breakfast this morning. yum.
actually i am in some of the preview pictures for the third edition of cherrypepper. there's a torso shot of me (mostly clothed) and a face shot where i'm laying on a bed. taken over a year ago. no one usually recognizes me...
actually i am in some of the preview pictures for the third edition of cherrypepper. there's a torso shot of me (mostly clothed) and a face shot where i'm laying on a bed. taken over a year ago. no one usually recognizes me...
Today I am sad
Or maybe it's just that I feel empty
Or maybe it's just that I feel empty
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gingerlie:
:breaks heart:
quinn:
i dreamt i wrote somethin insanely suggestive in your journal to cheer ya up....
whew. relieved to see i didn't make a fool of myself.
now. come here sweetness. let me make ya feel better.
whew. relieved to see i didn't make a fool of myself.
now. come here sweetness. let me make ya feel better.
Ok I't common knowledge I've been down and not aroundt much...Just so everyone knows. I will not end up serving anymore time but I will be spending much more cash....By April I beleive my life will finally get back to normal...what a fucked up crazy time least last 9 months have been.
I was playing my collection of sad songs as I often due when...
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linz:
damn it! oh well, thats ok..i can never tell what the hell ian mckaye is saying anyway...
still...
that is a really sad song man.
what about the red-house painters song "have you forgotten"
SAD SAD SAD!
still...
that is a really sad song man.
what about the red-house painters song "have you forgotten"
SAD SAD SAD!
sadie:
wow i like never meet anyone who likes the same bands as me
Been aways for several days trying to get some legal situations in order so I can get on with my life.
Man when they sang I fought the law and the law won, they really meant it.
Man when they sang I fought the law and the law won, they really meant it.
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cherry:
Hey, I hope nothing too bad has happened...
Oh, and thanks
Cherry xx
Oh, and thanks
Cherry xx
autumn:
Hope everything is cool. I hate the law.Urghh
when i looked through your picture i thought it was porn at first. i am very very strange.