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(I feel no threads comming... could be either writer's block or a sign of maturity.)
And the big question for tomorrow is... do I go for the flourescent pink or flourescent yellow thong?
Dave Letterman's top 11 list of the now overdone and hackneyed Cock up title variations:
11. Barry Manilow sings "the cock up"
10. Barry White sings all the day long with the cock up
9. The early 70's discostyle cockup song
8. The cockup country music line dance song
7. The 70's porn music cockup song
6. Donny and Marie sing the cockup song
5. The Carpenters all the day with the cock up
4. Captain and Tenille all day cock up song
3. The German Shepherd cock up song
2. The love me tender cockup song
2. She's got Betty Davis Eyes all the day long for your Cock up Song
2. The Pina Colada Cockup Song
2. The Pussycat all the day long with his cockup song
And now, for the undisputed king of the suave mo fo cock up song swooners......
Drum rolllllll.......
1. The William Hung
She Bangs and he get's his cock-up groove on song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:
(oh... and... honorable mention... The Don Ho Tiny Santorum Bubbles in my buttlove lube Cock up song)
The all day long Chef's salty chocolate balls cockup song.
The Ruben Studdard's salty chocolate balls cockup song.
The Heavy D's salty chocolate balls cockup song.
The Refrigerator Perry's salty chocolate balls cockup song.
The Gary Coleman's salty chocolate balls cockup song.
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I loved Air Supply as a kid. The other day I was singing a few of their tunes in the shower.
When I graduate, move, and get a real job, I plan on getting a nice turntable. Then I can invest in girl-impressing albums.