greenblooded

Dear powers that be:

The things I wanted for my birthday included a kitten, sloe gin, footrubs, and a bajillion book tokens. The things I quite explicitly did NOT want included a streaming cold, a shitty day at work and a driving lesson full of tosspots trying to take my bumper off.

Please try to get these the right way around next year. Thanks.

(As...
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I've always thought that posting song lyrics is a piss-poor excuse for a blog entry so I do have the good grace to feel a smidge guilty for what you are about to receive. Still not a goth. No siree Bob.

Here are the points I'm attempting to make with this shameful display:

1. Perversion is defined as "...any of various means of obtaining sexual...
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This is my SG journal. This. This right here. I currently have no plan to actully use this little blog space to spunk out my innermost thoughts for your consuption. You've done nothing to deserve a fate so cruel.

That was my long-winded way of saying "I'm just here for the tits." Thanks for stopping by.