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Top Ten Questionable Ideas for Getting a Promotion

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Repeatedly point out to boss that you would never violate HR policy by sleeping with her/him.



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Start office Ponzi scheme.



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Two words: Barefoot Fridays



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Insisting that "Bring Someone Else's Daughter to Work Day" is real event when caught with stripper in supply room.



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Spike coffee with extra caffeine to encourage productivity.



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Comment "Wow, she's hot!" about every female in all coworkers' cubicle photo galleries.



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Whenever anyone disagrees with you, challenge him/her to arm wrestle.



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Insist mid-afternoon naps are performance art pieces to entertain visiting clients



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Offer to "hold down the fort" when rapture comes, for an extra week of leave, now.




and the number one questionable idea for getting a promotion....


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Look your boss in the eye and say "You do know how Klingons get promotions, right?"



VIEW 21 of 21 COMMENTS
desdmonia:
wink
Aug 19, 2011
zain:
I'm definitely going for barefoot fridays!

And thank you, I think i'm a better photographer than I am performer, but maybe the gig will prove me wrong!
You really are too kind blush

Hope you're all good xz
Aug 23, 2011

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