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• I like my women how I like my soup: hot and sour.


• My women like me like they like... oh wait. Never mind.


• The school zones near high schools should be ten miles per hour faster than everywhere else. I mean, if you haven't learned not to play in traffic by then...


• New rule: if your music makes my car shake, I get to make your car shake. With a sledgehammer.


• If I wanted to decrease the world population, I'd buy every child a vuvuzela.


• Lindsay Lohan, R.I.P. What? Yeah, I know it was Tony Curtis that died- I just think it would be fun to bury her.


• I really think that when we spring forward next year, we should do it at noon. On a Wednesday.

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