Sunday Nov 30, 2003

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intertesting night -
i'm drunk.
i have two new prono mags, and a "pocket pussy"
and i only spent eighteen dollars.
it's really fun to have a friend who works at the porno store who is quitting and is totally willing to let his friends walk away with shit for free.
but at the same time... the male (i.e. like what i got for free) sex toys... what the fuck?

update - maybe my dick's just too big, but that thing HURT LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER. mad
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kharnalbloodlust:
hah. my cousin's roommate had one of those he kept under his bed. it always reminded me of a lamprey or something ready to chomp down on his bits.

i can't imagine that being anything like the real thing.
xxlunerslidesxx:
um...er...pocket pussy is scarey, don't use enough lube and you chafe the little guy who just wanted to be loved, and use too much lube and it slides out of your hand. Damned if you do damned if you dont

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