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intertesting night -
i'm drunk.
i have two new prono mags, and a "pocket pussy"
and i only spent eighteen dollars.
it's really fun to have a friend who works at the porno store who is quitting and is totally willing to let his friends walk away with shit for free.
but at the same time... the male (i.e. like what i got for free)...
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kharnalbloodlust:
hah. my cousin's roommate had one of those he kept under his bed. it always reminded me of a lamprey or something ready to chomp down on his bits.

i can't imagine that being anything like the real thing.
xxlunerslidesxx:
um...er...pocket pussy is scarey, don't use enough lube and you chafe the little guy who just wanted to be loved, and use too much lube and it slides out of your hand. Damned if you do damned if you dont
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blaharghughblarghdohugharghblahblahblahyaddadohughargh

huh?
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posh:
your poor ass.
user8935778:
hey dood.
where you been all my life?
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you know, money really is a pain in the ass. why is it that communism only works on paper?
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miss_piss:
i love ass

:o

really goofy mood today...
sorry
gil:
Amen to that comrade
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dum de dum dum duuuuuuuuuum.
whooo yeah, nothing much going on here. i think i may need to start paying my bills, cuz i think various credit companies may be getting very perturbed at me by now.... suckas!
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kharnalbloodlust:
i just bothered to check my email.
now you have email.
tag, you're it.
kharnalbloodlust:
hahah.
your turn again. i hope you don't get sick of me too soon.
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movin' on up...
i got myself out of the shop and into the office starting tomorrow. thank god. a chair and a computer to sit at, and fewer rednecks to deal with constantly. hot damn!
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vitaminpink:
Wanna see my tits and have a beer? OH! Ha! Just kidding! biggrin
vitaminpink:
Your mental acrobatics are impressive! We should have a battle of the intellects sometime. To the death.
And in deconstructing my failed attempt at coyness, you have unwittingly uncovered my terrible secret: I am a man. Ha!
You seem to like the word "aforementioned".
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goddamn!
inspiration finally!
why is it that i have to hit rock bottom before i finally get off my ass and accomplish something (i ain't tellin' you what. not yet anyway)?
damn. feels better than sex.
and i fuckin' love how that feels...
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freckle:
miss you to, move out here faster!
freckle:
ps 13 metal things

[Edited on Oct 31, 2003 1:50PM]
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you know what?
rock bottom blows.
invisigirl:
there's nowhere to go but up, now.
thirtyseven:
until i read that comment from invisigirl, i thought you were refering to the restaurant/bar in downtown indy.. wink
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so everyone needs to head west for new years. cuz i'll be in LA.
invisigirl:
are you moving there finally? or just going for new years?