graveshow

Apply for a job at Hipster (or refer a friend) and get:
$10,000
A years supply of PBR
A fixed gear bicycle
A hipster wardrobe

http://jobs.usehipster.com/

This makes me LOL so hard.

Songs I cant help but be addicted to: http://graveshow.com/blog/ . I'm ashamed of myself. Srsly.

Stuntbutt didn't write it.

Neither did I. I wouldnt have the guts. For reasons that are apparent only if you read it.

And if you understand.

http://jezebel.com/5800951/why-i-hate-my-giant-dong

Spent my time reading this thinking combinations of:

• Oh yeah and what about when (insert experience here happens


• Wow...I figured that was just MY mutant life


• Yeah...I feel the same, but would have gone to my grave never...
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If you fuck with the US, we will find you, whether it takes days, weeks, months or ten years. We will find you. And we will put your ass in the dirt.

Believe that.

Just dawned on me.

4 months and 10 days since I quit smoking.

Go me.

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On a side note, I think the girl that works near me just farted.

I can't be sure.

A faint but very fart like noise came from her general direction, and no one else is in that area at the moment.

Of course, upon hearing it, I stayed, head...
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They say that in academia its "Publish or Die" (OK OK its actually 'publish or perish' but 'perish' seems so staid and bland, doesn't it?)...because if you're not further publishing work, then your perceived value as an educator plummets....

At the company I work for, its "appear to publish or we'll say you suck at life even if you find the cure for cancer".

Seriously....
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Fuck.

I'm old.

Scientific studies have shown that the people around ex-smokers are most likely to die from constantly reminding ex-smokers why it is a good thing they quit.

Just saying.