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An oldie but goodie.go to Google and type in your name + needs, and read the results.

Chuck+needs.

1. Chuck needs more sleep and less hangover
2. Chuck needs some help
3. Chuck Needs a Roller Derby Name
4. Chuck needs to retire!!!!
5. Chuck Needs to Get Lucky
6. Chuck needs to be kept
7. Does Chuck need to sit his ass down?
8....
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How it all started....

So on this message board I'm on, the question was posed, How did you get into metal / heavy music?

And after I gave it thought and wrote this long thing about it, I decided I should repost what I wrote here, with some elaboration of course.....

I was in to Kiss early on, but I have to admit, I liked...
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So...I'm back.

Miss me?

Dammit.....

So last night, I'm sitting here working and I glance down at the clock on the computer and see that its midnight. I figure, like I always do, that I'll go to bed for a few hours then get up and get back to work.

So I call the hotel wake-up call service and set a wake up for 5:00am.

And then as backup,...
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Jackasses......

.....so my new job has me driving to Harrisburg a few times a week. Big fun. 130 miles one way.

And 80% of the trip is farm land.

So after weeks of driving past cattle and horses and donkeys and puppy-mills....I got to thinking....

Why would you raise donkeys?

I mean...seriously.

What is their use? Other than to make MORE donkeys.

I could see...
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Raymond Chandler....

...I'm currently doing my best to read all of the Raymond Chandler "Phillip Marlowe" novels. The inspiration for Bogart's film noir period....

Good shit.

All of it.

I love Chandler because he has the ability to say "piece of shit" without saying "piece of shit". Take the following passage, from "The Little Sister" (1949):

"The Chateau Bercy was old but made over. It...
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Snappy answers for stupid questions....

Back in the late 70's early 80's MAD magazine used to put out these little paperback editions of their magazines called "Snappy Answers for Stupid Questions", and contained therein would be little cartoons of obviousness that contained a stupid question and a selection of funny answers. For example, a guy would be out on the road, walking his dog and...
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(Back post: Actually written 6/24/06)

Cars.....

...got up this morning, in the hopes of working in the garden, but the grey skies and drops of wet that fell from them killed that idea quick. So I thought, "Hey! Cj and I can go to the movies...."

He wanted to see the new Disney/Pixar flick, "Cars".

I figured, what the hell, lets go.

problem is, so...
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Thanks to all for the birthday wishes! I have been lax in updating as of late, of course....

My Kitten and I did venture out, snow or no snow, and had a good time.

Just got over fighting a nasty nasty nasty flu bug that had me in all sorts of internal strife....the details of which I will spare you from. Lets just say many...
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So saturday is my birthday, and I'm still technically out of work. Yes, I'm doing a little freelance, but thats it.

This being said, anyone know some good inexpensive sexy fun Kitten and I can have in the Philly - South Jersey area this weekend?

CKS is still closed, although their having an "off-premesis" party at Emerald City....and PGC says only "TBD" in its events...
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