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Wednesday Mar 30, 2011

Mar 30, 2011
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Just dawned on me.

4 months and 10 days since I quit smoking.

Go me.

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On a side note, I think the girl that works near me just farted.

I can't be sure.

A faint but very fart like noise came from her general direction, and no one else is in that area at the moment.

Of course, upon hearing it, I stayed, head down and coding....I didn't want to look up and even acknowledge that the noise occurred, for fear that our eyes would have met, and I'd have to let her KNOW I heard her ass speak out loud.

At the same time, the asshole inside me is finding it hard to resist the urge to say, "Hey....did you just bust ass in here? Really? Thats kinda foul."
stuntc0ck:
You should have audibly sniffed the air, then said... Man, did someone spray something in here, it smells AMAZING! What IS that smell and where did it come from i wonder??!"
hahaha
Mar 30, 2011

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