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The mind boggles sometimes, it really does.

So here I am, getting content with the whole "single life" deal, and out of the blue I get contacted by this lady who is pretty damn gorgeous.

I'm thinking, ok, this has GOT to be spam right? Advertisement for a porn site or some such. I mean, lets be honest here...I'm not UGLY, but I'm not the type of guy a lady approaches first. It just doesnt happen in my life.

Well, then it turned out that she wasn't spam.

SO I figured ok, this must be some sort of scam right? Shes going to ask for money somewhere.....

Turned out she wasn't a scammer. Turns out she really does live in the Philly area.

Alright! I've got it! Which one of my friends put you up to this?!?

Turns out she doesn't KNOW any of my friends.

Hmmm...ok...not spam. Not a scam. Not a joke....she IS a female right?

Yup. Female.

Imagine that.

A good looking woman. Found ME attractive.

ME.

FOUND

ME

ATTRACTIVE.

Guess this whole positive outlook on life thing does work after all. SWEET!