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Friday Jan 06, 2006

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Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast; for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and Six
Revelations 13:18

I'm beginning to think that if Delanco, NJ is not the seat of Satan's power, it must in fact be a town he has an amazing stranglehold on.

Why else would Jehovah's Witnesses come to my block every three weeks?

No bullshit.

Every
three
weeks.

It's so my neighbor and I (she works from home as well) have taken to IMing each other with warnings, "Don't answer the door! Witnesses on the street!".

So theres a knock at the door, and CJ comes in and says, "Dad...two ladies are knockin...."

Damn! I think. Didnt see em coming. They were stealthy this time.

Usually I open the door, argue biblical scripture with them, put them back on their heels, and tell them dont bother coming back and preaching to me until they know more about the Bible than I do.

But, CJ is home.

Positive examples and all that.

I open the door....say, "No thank you." And close it. Giving them no time to speak.

Moments later, CJ comes in and says, "Dad? Who were they?"

"Jehovah's Witnesses." I say. And explain the concept, and how they believe their way, we believe ours, freedom of religion and all.

"Ok." he says. And leaves the room.

Ten minutes later, he returns.

"Dad....but what does the word 'witness' mean?" he asks

"Well son, a 'witness' is someone who sees or knows something, and then tells others about it."

He leaves the room.

Moments later he returns again....excited...

"Hey!" he says, "That means my mom is a witness! Because shes always telling other peoples business!"
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
abyssia:
Hum... Ok.

I enjoyed your tale of the Jehovah's Witnesses and explored your site a bit - stimulating. Penis pictures are tired, but mainly the disembodied cock style... try including yourself.
Jan 7, 2006
morgannahh:
ah yeah, i tend to be a little morbid sometimes...so the other night was a pleasant escape from that.....it was great to laugh for once...

Smart kid you go there...I hate doorknockers, thats why i live on the 6th floor..no dealing with anyone...

I think i may have some alone issues...hmmm.. biggrin kiss
Jan 7, 2006

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