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Weirdisms Overheard

While watching Cartoon Network with my sick little one, a commercial for a new line of Barbies comes on. At the end of the commercial, the voiceover says, "find them in the Barbie aisle at your toy store!".

My son says, "Barbie Aisle? Theres a whole Barbie aisle? Thats so stupid. I mean, theres a Lego aisle...but that makes sense because Legos are...
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So this is vacation.....

We went to Six Flags on sunday and had a hella good time. Rode every single roller coaster they had, and it was a joy for me, because last year, CJ was still at the "I'm too frightened" age, and this year, he was gung-ho about riding every coaster he saw, except "Kingda Ka", which he took one look...
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According to Poked & Prodded this saturday is go topless day.

I support it in all its endeavors.

Boobs rule.

As for distances, imagine my shock, surprise and awe, when I meet a new friend (Hi Zoe!), only to find that chances are we may have known or bumped into each other many many moons ago.

How random is that?

You meet someone in this...
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I'm spending too much time inside my own head these days. To much pondering about my newfound "single-hood".

Not that anything bad is going on there, of course, but you start to wonder the wrong things if left up to your own devices.

I begin to wonder if I am ruined for all other women. Am I damaged? Has the experience of these past few...
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I'm on vacation next week....its an annual tradition, my son has two weeks off between the end of camp and the start of school. And my ex takes a week to spend with him and I take a week. We each do those things we enjoy doing with him, she take shim to the beach and the pool, and I take him to places like...
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The more I learn about people the less I actually understand them. Id imagine this is supposed to peeve me, but it just interests me even more. More on that in my next post.

Friday was great....although it drew a slightly smaller crowd, Mayhemfest was ten times the show Ozzfest used to be. Did see all the bands, as I was working the crowd as...
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Bizarre and bizarro...

So I went back to re-check out OKCupid.

I was originally a member ages ago, when it first started, because the matching algorithm tweaked my inner geek. And I figured, you know, being single again, I'd go check it out.

So I build my profile, do a search and refine my search results...and who comes up in the top spot for...
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The mind boggles sometimes, it really does.

So here I am, getting content with the whole "single life" deal, and out of the blue I get contacted by this lady who is pretty damn gorgeous.

I'm thinking, ok, this has GOT to be spam right? Advertisement for a porn site or some such. I mean, lets be honest here...I'm not UGLY, but I'm not the...
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If I sent you a friend request recently....Hi! I'm Chuck aka Graveshow....I've got all my shots and dont bite unless asked. Add me and I promise to (mostly) behave.

So as I'm planning to spend more time here, I'm feeling a need to dust the corners, clean the cobwebs, throw out the empty beer cans and such....virtually speaking. So I've begun to clean out my...
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one is the loneliest number.....

LOL

yeah, its been one of those weeks.

My bestest bestest friend, my little bi-polar Lesbian moved to San Francisco on saturday. Its bittersweet...I'll miss her like crazy, she was my confidant, my partner in crime, the only one I knew for sure I could call if I needed to move a body....someone who wouldnt say "Move a body.....?" but...
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Wow....if only this was real. www.zombieharmony.com

That would rock.

It would rock hardcore.

Could you imagine that shit? we all create our own fake little zombie profiles and use those to link up for dating? I mean, the mere fact that youre both on a Zombie site means you already have loads in common.

Fucking too cool niche dating marketing ad fakes.

It would rock...
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I gave up. I cant make her love me, she either does or she doesnt. She knows where I am if she does.

I cried, I begged, I emailed and called. It all culminated with me buying a shitload of flowers, arraigning them in a glass vase I owned, and leaving them along with a card and a heartfelt letter on her porch for her...
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