graven

Fuck, I haven't posted in a while. That's because for the last few months, I've done nothing but slowly stalk this site, keeping my distance and only taking peeks inside when I need to ejaculate over pretty girls with piercings and take pictures that I form into tiny shrines.

No, not really.

One of my favorite Suicide Girls is non-existant? How the fuck did that happen?

And my god, I have some beautiful girls in my Friends page. I think my Johnny icon is like a bizarre lure. Not that I'm one of those people who collect Friends. That's as creepy as this albino kid I know who collects tiny balls of glue and ants and occasionally feeds his python with them. I'm just giving compliments where compliments are deserved.

Okay. I promise to update more often. At least twice a week. How about that?

And maybe I'll start putting stories back on. I need to do something to make your brains bleed. So. Anyone want stories and if so, what of? I'll write anything you guys want. I swear. Just no more schizophrenia stories. The "Fight Club" ending is getting old.