graven

Last night, my dreams were chaotic. One minute, I was in a generic Bruce Willis thriller where he and I had to kill Saddam Hussein during a Muslim wedding. The next, I was in Jurassic Park, sitting in a car, trying to radio for help, and two velociraptors were breaking the windows in. And finally, I was in the middle of a fued between two ninja clans and found myself hiding, carrying a dagger, seeking out one of my friends in a whorehouse, to kill him for betraying my clan.

God damn, my life has to get more interesting so my dreams can calm down.