gravedoll666

Allrighty then...what did I do this weekend?? Oh yeah! GOT DRUNK! lol I'm turning into a lush! Anyway I'm just kinda blah right now cause everything is coming to a close. I mean my free time cause the significant other is coming back from deployment in a few weeks! I mean don't get me wrong...I have a ccomplished alot that I never thought I would...I mean I've tied up all my loose ends! So that's astounding and in someways I am glad because now I can move on!! but before I get too depressed let's move onto the funny story!!
OK, Jack and rachel and coron are the regulars when it comes to drinking here at my house...so at first it was me, jack and rachel...
So jack begins to tickle rachel and for some reason she always calls me to come to her aid (even when I'm not in the same part of the house! lol) anyway, I had recently saved her by tearing off jack's button up pants (like the kind the strippers wear, but athletic people wear them too!) anyway so he's waltzin around in his t-shirt, boxers and shoes, when he decides to retaliate....so before I know it I am on my back on the couch with my legs draped over the side and my underwear is around my knees..( we were pretty drunk by now) so I bitch slap jack a few time (not too hard just enough to hopefully stun him and make him let go...but keep in min ppl...We are both laughing the whole time this is going on!!!!) So after my underwear got launched across the room itself he goes for the bone as he tries to peel my skirt off! So I was bareassed on the kitchen floor for a bit when coron comes walking in with a weird (yet priceless) look on his face!!! Yea, so we both regained our clothing and drank some more and later light saber fights (drunken light saber fights) were done by drunk retards in the streets..(namely us...wait ONLY us!!) played a game called taboo came in 3rd....lol and then crashed at like 6 am!!