Man, last night whooo!!!
An ex of mine called me cause he just got back from deployment ( i know this sounds bad but bear w/h me) anyway I had just made a kick ass dinner of shrimp alfredo and asparagus at the time too, so me and rachel sat and munched on it while in the company of shawn who just moved into our area a little while ago. So while that was going on he called and asked if we wanted to come hang out! mostly i'm just flattered that he called me, cause if someone wants see me from that far back that's incredible!! (for me ne way) so we wait for nate to get home and drive us over there, he didn't want to go at 1st but with my great powers of seduction i got him to go. So after that i check with evan on where he is now and etc and nate got all perdy. So we head out the door and due to a verbal misunderstanding between me nate and rachel, nate left his car keys in my now locked house. So I made the mistake of giving nate my house keys instead of going to get them myself.....STUPID MOVE OF ALL TIME#1....Nate goes in gets his keys and as soon as he gets to the walk way I stop him and ask him where my keys are, he digs around in his pockets and each second he looked I freaked out more and more, Normally I'm a bit calmer in situations like this but the moment he said he didn't have them I groaned "Ohhhh! fucking Natty!!! LORD!!" (Natty is Nate's bitch name)So naturally we try doors that were obviously locked in hopes that they were shitty enough just to pop open and everyone would yell "Hooray!" and we could go along our merry way, BUT NO!! so then we go in the back way and hope that I left the sliding door open, sad to say the sight of watching myself lock it was there taunting me!!! DAMN!! So then I get up on this brittle fence trying to get onto the roof and that didn't work worth a shit and now have a collection of bruises on my knee and shin! Blue and purple are not only mine and rachels hair color but the colors splattered arcross my legs! So after that attempt in the back we move to the front and try about the same with my garbage can (you know those big ugly smelly fucks) so I have nate and rachel hold it down while I climb up there. That worked just as well as the 1st time, so I got down and went back in the backyard hoping that I could wiggle the window open, so eventually I get the top to slide open and was looking for something to pry it open with nate eventually got the screw driver that I was fucking glad I left outside like 3 days ago...so after some prying,laughing,smoking cigarettes out of frustration, sweat (namely me) and some bitching I heard a big pop and the window was open, I was shocked I thought I broke it at first...relieved and throttled, i was filled with a rush and hopped into the window and found out that I left the stove on!
I find the keys rachel goes pee, and I finally calm down cause we got back in, I just gotta put the screen back in. The whole thing with evan was just fun all the way around, they were drunk and only acted like it, I saw some drunken male on male nipple fondling. The guy did it cause he was drunk and cause he couldn't touch my pierced nipple!! lol that was just funny shit right there people. Evan is a fun guy to hang and drink w/h he gets so loud it's awesome! Then I saw a guy that I hadn't seen in fucken forever, I didn't remember his name but all I needed to do was see his tattoo on his arm and it was "AW,Shit! I do know you! Fuck! Arggghh!" and after rolling around on the bed for a minute I got up and gave him a drunken embrace which meant my boobs and head lead and my butt stuck out so that looked funny as shit. Anyway the whole night was just a blast, I would describe you all the details but I can only say what I remember...well when we first got there I almost barfed after taking a straight shot of rum for the 1st time in forever....so me and evan walked down to the shoppette and when we got back that's about when the rum started kicken in and yeah it was only one shot BUT i have low tolerance and a straight shot is VERY powerful....so I almost met the wall while going up the 5 fucking levels of stairs...but man it was all drunken stupidity, this guy jeremy was bending over and you could see his ass crack and I was pointing and lauging and evan goes "he has a cute butt doesn't he?" (that's just evan he's NOT gay) and he turns around and goes "you like my butt?" and sticks it out further so I poked it, and he he just sticks it out and then I patt it also cause he was in my way but he didn't get it so I smacked his ass as hard as a drunken woman can and then he flipped me over evans legs cause he was on the bed and gave my ass a firm slap back, lol my butt still hurts! But that's about all I can remember besides having a great time!! I hope they call me again!!!!!!!! hehe, that's my grand yesterday ppl!!!! 
An ex of mine called me cause he just got back from deployment ( i know this sounds bad but bear w/h me) anyway I had just made a kick ass dinner of shrimp alfredo and asparagus at the time too, so me and rachel sat and munched on it while in the company of shawn who just moved into our area a little while ago. So while that was going on he called and asked if we wanted to come hang out! mostly i'm just flattered that he called me, cause if someone wants see me from that far back that's incredible!! (for me ne way) so we wait for nate to get home and drive us over there, he didn't want to go at 1st but with my great powers of seduction i got him to go. So after that i check with evan on where he is now and etc and nate got all perdy. So we head out the door and due to a verbal misunderstanding between me nate and rachel, nate left his car keys in my now locked house. So I made the mistake of giving nate my house keys instead of going to get them myself.....STUPID MOVE OF ALL TIME#1....Nate goes in gets his keys and as soon as he gets to the walk way I stop him and ask him where my keys are, he digs around in his pockets and each second he looked I freaked out more and more, Normally I'm a bit calmer in situations like this but the moment he said he didn't have them I groaned "Ohhhh! fucking Natty!!! LORD!!" (Natty is Nate's bitch name)So naturally we try doors that were obviously locked in hopes that they were shitty enough just to pop open and everyone would yell "Hooray!" and we could go along our merry way, BUT NO!! so then we go in the back way and hope that I left the sliding door open, sad to say the sight of watching myself lock it was there taunting me!!! DAMN!! So then I get up on this brittle fence trying to get onto the roof and that didn't work worth a shit and now have a collection of bruises on my knee and shin! Blue and purple are not only mine and rachels hair color but the colors splattered arcross my legs! So after that attempt in the back we move to the front and try about the same with my garbage can (you know those big ugly smelly fucks) so I have nate and rachel hold it down while I climb up there. That worked just as well as the 1st time, so I got down and went back in the backyard hoping that I could wiggle the window open, so eventually I get the top to slide open and was looking for something to pry it open with nate eventually got the screw driver that I was fucking glad I left outside like 3 days ago...so after some prying,laughing,smoking cigarettes out of frustration, sweat (namely me) and some bitching I heard a big pop and the window was open, I was shocked I thought I broke it at first...relieved and throttled, i was filled with a rush and hopped into the window and found out that I left the stove on!
I find the keys rachel goes pee, and I finally calm down cause we got back in, I just gotta put the screen back in. The whole thing with evan was just fun all the way around, they were drunk and only acted like it, I saw some drunken male on male nipple fondling. The guy did it cause he was drunk and cause he couldn't touch my pierced nipple!! lol that was just funny shit right there people. Evan is a fun guy to hang and drink w/h he gets so loud it's awesome! Then I saw a guy that I hadn't seen in fucken forever, I didn't remember his name but all I needed to do was see his tattoo on his arm and it was "AW,Shit! I do know you! Fuck! Arggghh!" and after rolling around on the bed for a minute I got up and gave him a drunken embrace which meant my boobs and head lead and my butt stuck out so that looked funny as shit. Anyway the whole night was just a blast, I would describe you all the details but I can only say what I remember...well when we first got there I almost barfed after taking a straight shot of rum for the 1st time in forever....so me and evan walked down to the shoppette and when we got back that's about when the rum started kicken in and yeah it was only one shot BUT i have low tolerance and a straight shot is VERY powerful....so I almost met the wall while going up the 5 fucking levels of stairs...but man it was all drunken stupidity, this guy jeremy was bending over and you could see his ass crack and I was pointing and lauging and evan goes "he has a cute butt doesn't he?" (that's just evan he's NOT gay) and he turns around and goes "you like my butt?" and sticks it out further so I poked it, and he he just sticks it out and then I patt it also cause he was in my way but he didn't get it so I smacked his ass as hard as a drunken woman can and then he flipped me over evans legs cause he was on the bed and gave my ass a firm slap back, lol my butt still hurts! But that's about all I can remember besides having a great time!! I hope they call me again!!!!!!!! hehe, that's my grand yesterday ppl!!!! VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
Sounds like you had quite an adventure. My best friend & I swear our lives are just fuckin strange. The most fucked up shit always happens to us it seems. I lock my keys in my car on a monthly basis - no joke! Somebody needs to start me a 12 step program for that shit, you dont even know, hehe.