gravedoll666

Did you ever sit on a toilet seat and you noticed it wiggled back and forth, but used it anyway? well I did that and it pinched my leg, that startled me so I banged my elbow into the tp dispenser, then my phone rang, i went to go get that and my change in my pocket scattered everywhere!! S I just made some hobo happy!! Anyway, I went to see "a series of unfortunate events" and didn't have a jacket so I got cold, and when I get cold I have to pee ALOT!!! Soooo I missed the movie cause I had to pee 5,000 times! But tankfully my hubby called so I sat outside and talked to him and basically told the movie to go fuck itself!! Anyway, today is the day ppl!! I'm moving, going to get the keys to my house etc!! I will let you know how my new years goes once it happens!! hehe bought some crackle bombs, but alas, no smoke bombs..DAMMIT!! anyway thanks for all the loves ppls!! I feel so special right now...ahh anyway ridin' the caffine express right now! Slep is for quitters, YEAH BABY!!! anyway have a good new years, be safe, be sure to carry a gun, get drunk, get plastered out of your mind, throw up, get a hang over, forget half the night and you're ste!!! Okay, buh-bye!!
Your loving master~foamy