Well I'm glad everyone likes my new tattoo. I'm just sad cause my hubby will be leaving this sat! Everything is crazy, last night hubby played drunken monopoloy with us for the first time and boy was that a mistake! The rules of it were every other turn that you pass GO you have to take a shot and everytime you went to jail you had to take a shot..for those of you who don't remember how we play..well by the time we got half way through all of it I went to jail like 4 or 5 times and chris was drinking a screw driver AND shots of vodka...so his genius was at work there ppls...
anyway by the time 12 am hit we were just all stupid as fuck, we mannged to knock a couple shots over (part foul, I know) but anyway, Nate came to the house b/c we were all out of ass wipers and all too drunk to even get the key in the car door, so instead of clogging the toilet, I convinced nate w/h my charms and good looks
(yea right!) to come drive us to get TP, so by the time we got there and inside the store chris asked where we were despite the big WAL MART glowing in front...I sent chris to find rachel and he totally disappears!
I was so scared! I thought he was stupid and ran outside or something..I freaked out! So I was charging around the store, leaving rachel and nate in my dust. So after I'm huffing and puffing chris wobbles out of the bathroom! I about killed him!!
I socked him a few good times..calling him a 'bastard' for freaking me out....anyway we got home, I'm all horny and shit and as soon as we get home...chris passes out...and lo and behold I get my period 3 days early! FAB!
He leaves in 4 days too! Anyway for those of you who want to see more pics of my 'boobs' there will be a new set up soon! Okay, I'm through bitching!!!







devilman40k:
Damn you got the rag early?! that sucks donkey dick. Glad to hear every thign is going ok, yeah post more pics

mrmiah:
You drunk fool. I bet your plastic BF is glad the hubby is leaving agian so he can get some actions! I know it sucks for you though, relish these last four days babe....
