you could always smash your watch if you wear one. i spend deals of time wishing it would go faster, then hours later i'll be wishing it would slow down and drag out just a little longer before the night's officially over. a remote with ff/slow would be nice.

i would move if the opportunity came along... but right now i can only move within canada, and possibly other commonwealth countries. the US is off limits, the whole green card thing. so looks like at least one more bitter winter for me.

it's my right as a canadian to bitch about the temperature of my igloo..