grahamfacekillah

Fuckedy fucking FUCK YEAH!!! Passed that piss test that has been haunting me for almost a month now. My probation is now dropped to just calling once a month instead of waiting to see the wicked, lazy witch of the department. It took over a half an hour for her to get to me when she only had one client before me and he got out in a matter of minutes. I told her about my creepy job interview at the crematorium and she proceeded to talk about that field for 15 minutes. Arrrghhh, I was soo annoyed. She took four or five calls while I was in the meeting where she proceeded to yell and mock her clients. I was sweating bullets, thinking that I was gunna get a violation or end up in the county clank. Then, she asked for my pay stubs and told me she would make a copy of my SATOP and give me "instructions." Ahhhhhh!!! WTF? Then she comes back with a list of these -telephone instructions to make once a month calls for probation. I am officially half done!!! Yippie-kia-aii muthafuckas!!!

Lemme see...what else is on Grahamtastic's plate??? FInally got my check from Shitty's (Chevy's) Veggies, do not eat there!!! The beans are soaked/cooked in beef and pork fat. They don't tell you that, unless you ask a cook because the servers are fucking dumber than the dirt they walk on. None of the plates are thoroughly washed, so you prolly have a chunk of meat gristle on the bottom of your plate. Fucking chain-restaurant corporate nonsense. I am going back to cooking all my own food, dammit. Fo REALz!!!

This cute nurse is all over my shit right now. Not literally, she is neither examining scat nor on top of me, but adores me. She is some ethnicity that has great olive/brown skin tones and a so-cal accent. I likes it. She just got this "One Love" tattoo with the globe and rasta flag colors. So, this could prove problematic to my not gunna get high scheme that I have been working on. Only cuz I am on probation and no jobs in my area hire without a piss test except shitty chain restaurants.

Dilemma. and another problem...

My cell phone screen doesn't work. My cell does, but I am unsure who is calling me or who I am calling Ohh yeah and I can't find her number. This sucks, we were supposed to kick it tonight. BUMMER.