Uhhhh nobody comments on my page. Am I that fucking lame? I guess I don't update my porn site enough to get comments 
Resolutions are bastards. I quit drinking soda, well for the most part. Mt. Dew was gunna rot my teeth away and expand my beer belly. I figured dropping over 1,000 calories a day has got to be good for the body. Yet I am rather tired and the nausea creeps up.
No booze, now that was one I doubted, I have been able to stay away from the vices that lead to fisticuffs and violent outbursts. So no whiskey or gin, well fuck, I haven't drank gin in 4 months anyhow. I guess I'll give up jager for awhile. I need my yeast excrement or the headache monster pounds at my temple.
I feel like getting slightly tipsy and talking to random fuckwads tonite. I guess school starts up on Monday, plenty of fuckwads back in town, My bastard friend went to go see a decent street punk show in KC, but the fucker never called me. I guess he couuldn't find a couch for my to crash. Ehhh, fuck it.
Guess I'll goto all the regular watering holes, down some pabst and hopefully not run into assholes or idiots. Well I am in Columbia, so I will definitely run into them at some point. Ohhh well, CHEERS to all drunkards ye scurrvy swash-bucklers
Resolutions are bastards. I quit drinking soda, well for the most part. Mt. Dew was gunna rot my teeth away and expand my beer belly. I figured dropping over 1,000 calories a day has got to be good for the body. Yet I am rather tired and the nausea creeps up.
No booze, now that was one I doubted, I have been able to stay away from the vices that lead to fisticuffs and violent outbursts. So no whiskey or gin, well fuck, I haven't drank gin in 4 months anyhow. I guess I'll give up jager for awhile. I need my yeast excrement or the headache monster pounds at my temple.
I feel like getting slightly tipsy and talking to random fuckwads tonite. I guess school starts up on Monday, plenty of fuckwads back in town, My bastard friend went to go see a decent street punk show in KC, but the fucker never called me. I guess he couuldn't find a couch for my to crash. Ehhh, fuck it.
Guess I'll goto all the regular watering holes, down some pabst and hopefully not run into assholes or idiots. Well I am in Columbia, so I will definitely run into them at some point. Ohhh well, CHEERS to all drunkards ye scurrvy swash-bucklers