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If any of you read this, I left you a testimonial, I hope you read my journal, because I read yours, just sometimes this past week I haven't commented because I guess I've felt like i've had nothing to say.

I guess I should really cheer up, it is Chriatmas after all.

25 minutes to go til the big guy comes down the chimney lauhing like some feathered pimp and chockign on mince pies liek they're going out of date. What a sweet image.

Have yourself all a merry, merry christmas and a happy new year.

Merry Christmas

Money's short, times are hard, heres your fucking christmas card.

'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Everyone felt shitty
Even the mouse

Mom at ther whorehouse
And Dad smoking grass
I'd just settles down
For a nice piece of Ass

When all of a sudden
I heard such a clatter
I sprang from my piece
To see what was the matter

Then out in the snow
I saw a big dick
I knew in a moment
It must be Saint Nick

He came down the chimney
Like a bat out of hell
I knew in a moment
The fucker had fell

He filled all our stockings
With pretzels and beer
And a big rubber dick
For my brother the queer

He rose up the chimney
With a thunderous fart
The son of a bitch
Blew the chimney apart

I heard him shout back
As he rode out of sight
Piss On You All
And Have a Hell Of A Night