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graciebaby

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Saturday Jan 03, 2004

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A'ha! figured out my fav SG selection, well, how to select them anyhow..

was sitting here watching fuse...the show that shows all the indie bands, hearing what's new out there since i no longer just take off to hear local bands anymore....an occasional hootenanny or HOB show, but only with strategic manuevers to set up a sitter...
There are at least 6 indie bands that will not stay that way for much longer...

Hubby managed to fix the front brake on his bike....new master cylinder he also manages to spend a few hours polishing his...then my bike...how sweet, he usuallytries to make me do it....even though I generally get out of it ...okay okay, the bitch ought to clean her own bike...but i was fixing dinner, bathing the beauty and sitting on the floor having a tea party with her, the love of his life.... mama may ride her own bike, fill it with gas, check the oil and lights, and park it herself...no matter how much the slope or tight the spot.... He can clean and polish it, or do the tricky maintenance can't he?
yep, he can and does it happily...thankfully....
Now I'll go in and give him a BJ....
oops, did I say that out loud?

note to self: best to not post after smoking...
gracie shocked
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thesixx:
Yes, you said that outloud...or wait...you knew that.
Jan 4, 2004
pip:
A guy goes to by a used motorcycle. And when he goes to pick it up he notices how shiny the chrome is, almost like it was better than new. The owner explains that before each rainstorm he rubs the chrome in vaseline. He hands the guy a jar as he gives him the keys. Well the new owner of the bike drives off, because he was on his way to meet his new girlfriends family for the first time.

Dinner begins and he meets her mom her dad and her older sister. the eat and have a good meal and everyone seems to like him. After dinner though evreyone gets very quiet his girlfriend explains that as per tradition the enxt person to speak has to do the dishes.

Silence.
5 minutes go by, then 10 more, then after half an hour no has made a noise. He gets an idea. He picks his girlfriend up pcleans away a spot on the table throws her down and fucks her. Nothing. No one says a word. He thinks this is great! He looks over at her sister and thinks that she's kinda hot so he bangs her. Again no one says a word. At this poit mom's looking kinda cute so he does her as well. Nothing still! Suddenly the sky gets dark and he hears thunder in the distance. He pulls the vaseline out of his pocket to go polish the chrome on his boke when his girlfriend's Dad shouts, "Alright I'll do the dishes!!"




I know lame joke but I gave you warning, and I also hoped as a biker you'd heard it before.
Jan 4, 2004

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