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So I went and got stockings and stocking stuffers at Target today. I put the kitty stocking together and laid it on the floor all nice and pretty-like until...

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Damn cat is a heathen! Can't even wait until Xmas.
She must have learned it from watching me.

I just gave the gift of Suicide Girls for a gift exchange. I wish someone would have thought to give me cute naked chicks to look at for the holidays.

Been so busy lately!

We upgraded our 10 gallon tank to a 20 gallon tank and our fish are livin' large.

We also started a huge 75 gallon saltwater tank, but right now it's still just a giant bucket of salty, murky water. Yeah.

Put up and started decorating the Xmas tree, too. I love the glow of christmas lights.

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The apartment is coming along nicely. Tooks some pics for posterity.

apt pic 1

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apt pic 4

One of our goldfish died. I think he picked on the snail too much and she finally hauled off and bitch slapped him. Apparently he was only breathing out of one gill last night. So now we have one goldfish, a...
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When are people going to learn that religion has no place in politics at all?
When are they going to learn that a personal opinion has no fucking bearing on and shouldn't ever affect someone elses personal life?
Tantrums shouldn't make laws. It's not a popularity contest. Base law on what's truly and objectively right not what you think!

*aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarg*

People are so stupid sometimes...
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Some people really do suck. I mean REALLY suck. Not in response to anything particular. Simply a behavioral observation. Oh and I'm not talking about the good suck. The bad suck. Need a swift kick in the ass, suck.

Some days I think my life would be much more simple if I made pizza for a living. You don't like the pizza? I'll make another...
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In between playing hausfrau this am I decided to hop on and update, though I've done nothing that would make this week different from any other.

eh...that's not entirely true. I did sit in a brandy new 05 Mustang last night. Mike drove while I sat shotgun because my new-on-standard wimpy ass was scared to drive it. *smacks self*

Next time. Maybe.

Other than that...
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I'm due for a serious update.

Nothing out of the ordinary has been going on, but that doesn't necessarily mean that huge realizations can't be spurred by the most mundane of events.

Some things I've finally come to realize:

It's eleventy billion times easier for a friend to tell you to ignore gossip than it is for he or she to understand that there is...
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Feeling artsy (bored) and decided to create (totally by accident) a new profile pic.

Fear not, friends! I've answered the burning quesetion:
"What happens if you spray a dingy, yellowed pillow with a mixture of bleach and water?"

The answer:

You create a dingy, yellowed pillow that is also soggy and smells like bleach.



Fuck Martha Stewart in her fuck-me-in-the-ass-prison imprisoned ass. I'll give her a good thing.

Well now, with that said, I'm off to Target to buy...
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