gracie

I really like people watching from inside my car while I'm driving and really loud good music is playing. It's especially fun watching the elderly to the tunes of heavy rock or kids running around to classical music.

Something about the disparity amuses me to no end.

Driving to work yesterday morning I randomly wondered how many accidents had to occur before someone thought of the yellow light between the red and green lights in traffic signals. That's some wicked trial and error right there.

This morning I woke up with what I can only assume is a bladder infection because the pain is excruciating and I feel as though I have to pee uncontrollably a thousand times a minute. Coupled with a rumbly tummy from staying up waaaaay too late last night eating pizza and watching movies with a girlfriend (which was a fantastic time) I feel like I'm a walking bodily function time bomb.

Worried that this temporary incontinence would surely embarrass me in some way at the club I was going to tonight, I cancelled on birthday party plans.

Anyone ever hear of Negative Calorie Foods? I'm stunned that I hadn't before. Yet another diet to try! YAY.