Fear not, friends! I've answered the burning quesetion:
"What happens if you spray a dingy, yellowed pillow with a mixture of bleach and water?"
The answer:
You create a dingy, yellowed pillow that is also soggy and smells like bleach.
Fuck Martha Stewart in her fuck-me-in-the-ass-prison imprisoned ass. I'll give her a good thing.
Well now, with that said, I'm off to Target to buy a new pillow.
"What happens if you spray a dingy, yellowed pillow with a mixture of bleach and water?"
The answer:
You create a dingy, yellowed pillow that is also soggy and smells like bleach.

Fuck Martha Stewart in her fuck-me-in-the-ass-prison imprisoned ass. I'll give her a good thing.
Well now, with that said, I'm off to Target to buy a new pillow.

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nocontrol:
Pillows are hard to salvage. Best thing to do is hit TJ Maxx or Marshall's for some factory seconds. 

oldskoolpat:
you used to live in jersey? i know lots of people who moved here from there that went to wesley.. what do you think of our lil' burg? i tend to hang out more at the beach, even in the off season. there's a cool skatepark in oc.