Ok, so mechaqueen, whoever the hell that is, says that i am a landlocked pirate, and as a result that makes me a sand pirate...? Uh, yeah, so i have gone out and bought a plastic kittie pool and put it in my frontyard along with some sand, and now, i have my own ocean, so, there, yeah! 
I want to be a pirate! 
Had a super terrific weekend, i shut off my phone, shut off my computer, and, well, shut off my life, and just did whatever the fuck came to me as a good thing to do, well, it is monday now, and i am still remotley happy, so evidently the idea of mine worked. Fuck technology, and the phone, and Frued, he liked to touch his... 
Been slacking in my internet duties, sorry, been busy with work and tired and such, ill give you a mass update today, as a formal way of apoligy!
Think i am going to buy a Scion tC...?
I decided that i have the coolest group of people on my friends list, and if YOU do not know someone else on my friend list, you should write them and tell them that i said you were cool... DO IT BITCHES! woowoobadoo
Made mexican food tonight, and for some reason everyone in the world showed up...? I served my token vodka and peach tripple sec and they got all damn drunk, i feel so accomplised. Gave my cats some catnip for the first time, princess RAN up the wall, and daredevil ran INTO the wall, it was adorable, i felt good about myself, peddling drugs to the... 
upper respatory illness today... two days quarters... feel like ass woo...woo...ba...cough!
-TM