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Scottsdale AZ

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Wednesday May 18, 2005

May 18, 2005
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mad Ok, so mechaqueen, whoever the hell that is, says that i am a landlocked pirate, and as a result that makes me a sand pirate...? Uh, yeah, so i have gone out and bought a plastic kittie pool and put it in my frontyard along with some sand, and now, i have my own ocean, so, there, yeah! ARRR!!!
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tomfornelli:
You sir are a man that is adept at overcoming life's biggest obstacles. Kudos to you. Just stay the fuck away from my booty. Hyar!!! ARRR!!!
May 18, 2005
thefreak:
Doesn't make you a pirate. It makes you a possible sex offender. wink

-TM
May 18, 2005

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