gothicelvis

Arrrrgh, it is going to be a very long day, check this shit out. I worked last night from 9pm to 8 am right, fell asleep around like 11, got up today at 330pm so i could go to pt (physical training) and i got my ass smoked, we did so many pushups and weight lifting that i can hardly type. Now i got about...
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So i am in the field doing my army thing right, and i just got made a team leader like 3 weeks ago. Well i got two troops, one is pretty sqaured away (he is good) and the other is a shit bad (he is a shit bag). Well, it was to the best of my knowledge that my bad soldier was still going to...
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Am i an alchy, i didnt drink last night, and for some reason my back hurts really bad, hmmm, wonder if those damn gnomes that live in my eyes tried to dig a hole in my spine, there looking for the lost treasure test of LSD that is back there...little fucking bastards

Is that a chicken, i think it is. Wow, where do i begin, i am going to the field again tomorrow, it is going to be so cold, i dont want to. This army thing was fun at first, but i am really beginning to need a break, the voices are telling me to rest, but i must press on, soon, the gnomes will leave...
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