Last night, I went over the place of someone I've known for a little of a year. We'd dated but sadly, he wasn't at all thoughtful or romantic. We were like friends who kissed.
Anyway, we're watching a movie and he tries to start something which I don't mind as I'm there to be started with.
Long story short- as it's all too silly to describe, he dry humps me. How old are we again? And it hurt too because the bunched up denim fabric was grinding against my pelvic bone. He did this on and off. He was laying on top of me (majority of clothes still on- including underpants)... I pushed him off of me- he had been drinking so he was like dead weight. I put my jeans back on and bounced.
Now, if that wasn't disappointing, I don't know what could have outdone it.
DRY HUMPING? WHO THE HELL DOES THAT OVER THE AGE OF 17 (WITH THEIR CLOTHES ON), ANYWAY?
Anyway, we're watching a movie and he tries to start something which I don't mind as I'm there to be started with.
Long story short- as it's all too silly to describe, he dry humps me. How old are we again? And it hurt too because the bunched up denim fabric was grinding against my pelvic bone. He did this on and off. He was laying on top of me (majority of clothes still on- including underpants)... I pushed him off of me- he had been drinking so he was like dead weight. I put my jeans back on and bounced.
Now, if that wasn't disappointing, I don't know what could have outdone it.
DRY HUMPING? WHO THE HELL DOES THAT OVER THE AGE OF 17 (WITH THEIR CLOTHES ON), ANYWAY?
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that sucks