gord462

Recap of my place on Saturday: Whew! Went through bottles of liquor (FYI horchata and captain morgan's is fucking good), a tub of jungle juice and six kegs. The bleachers rocked as did the gaming tables, although I didn't get to play tippy cup. Someone got a ping-pong paddle broken over their ass. I met Pixxi, gave her a beer, she is cool chick and very attractive. There was a guy named cricket spinning in back, and a guy in a pink rabbit suit dancing to it. The morning after I woke up next to a girl who calls me Saxby, my tub was broken and blood-stained, there was a mysterious white powder all over the bathroom, I found a bottle of cranberry juice in my bedroom closet, there were dog bones in my living room and I don't own a dog, my shoes were in my neighbor Mike's room, his roomate's shoes were in another neighbor's room, and Natty's shoes were in my room. The details are still a little hazy.