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Friday Nov 30, 2007

Nov 30, 2007
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This was my "horoscope" for today.

Yes, your online profile's full of the interesting things you do, but it lacks soul. It doesn't begin to describe who you really are or what you're about. Explore an anecdote that transformed your life, and incorporate it into your bio.

Here goes.

When I was a little boy, probably about three or four, I was playing in my basement. I was rooting around on the shelves where we kept my toys, and I discovered what my young mind thought were caraway seeds. My grandma used to get this cheese that had caraway seeds in it, and I loved it. And here, right in my basement, were free caraway seeds! Yum!

So I ate them and my life was transformed.

Now, I can't go a day without grabbing a mouse and forcing it to shit in my mouth.
blackberrie:
baahahaha! fantastic!
Dec 2, 2007
oubliette:
Dec 7, 2007

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